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Ako ste se znali nasmijati prolazeći u Splitu pokraj
mini marketa nazvanog “Đe me nađe” ili tvrtke “Matan und Jaranen”,
dumajući kako li se vlasnik samo dosjetio “kovanice te”, kakva bi vam
tek reakcija bila da, u điru Londonom opazite firmu koja vam nudi usluge
poserdništva i zastupništva a zove se "Shupak&co".
A kakav bi to tek urnebes bio kad bi zastupništvo te iste odlučili otvoriti u - Lijepoj našoj?
Tragom te mogućnosti koja bi spomenutoj i stvarnoj
tvrtki, ako ništa drugo, u startu osigurala vrhunsku reklamu,
“istražili” smo kakvi bi još strani “brendovi” na domaćem terenu bili
“vrhunska baza”.
Evo, primjerice, kad bi uspješan financijski savjetnik
iz danskoga grada Frederiksberga, koji je svoj obrt krstio imenom “Jeba”
otvorio ured u Marmontovoj ili Ilici, svejedno.
Na istom bi mjestu komično zvučala i firma koja prodaje sendviče, a zove se “Glad”...
Radio Muda
Kad biste raspolagali avionom koji bi vas u nekoliko sati mogao odvesti
na više odredišta, svoju biste turu mogli najaviti rečenicom:
“Skoknut ćemo do talijanskog Perfugasa i u supermarketu Sisa kupiti nescafe Kenjaru i votku Peachku”.
A kad biste istim mogli potegnuti i preko Atlantika, nezaboravno bi
zvučao ručak u buffetu “Fuk mi” u Houstonu, a nakon njega desert iz
poznate prodavaonice slatkog u Torontu, koju je gazda jednostavno
nazvao: “Al-Karam”!
Popularni portugalski radio zove se “Radio Muda”, što kod nas implicira
jasno na što, a zapravo je riječ o zdravim i poželjnim - promjenama...
Pa ako vam se život uistinu promijeni tako da vas nekad
odvede i do Dubaija, možda da ipak zaobiđete lanac supermarketa “Al
Usrah”?
Nekako nam je dosta i naših...
Marijana klarić
Hitler’s Cross
Vlasnici
restorana u bijelom svijetu u najmanju su ruku domišljati, pa se
njihove restauracije zovu, primjerice: “Dirty Dicks” i “Chevy Balls”
(SAD), “Hitler’s Cross” (Indija), “Cabbages Condoms” i “ChickPizz”
(Engleska). “Kum Den” u Australiji već vuče na “naše”. Kad smo već kod
njih, restorani “Berlin” ili “Frankfurt” u bespućima Zagore sasvim
prikladno zvuče.
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Ako ste se znali nasmijati prolazeći u Splitu pokraj
mini marketa nazvanog “Đe me nađe” ili tvrtke “Matan und Jaranen”,
dumajući kako li se vlasnik samo dosjetio “kovanice te”, kakva bi vam
tek reakcija bila da, u điru Londonom opazite firmu koja vam nudi usluge
poserdništva i zastupništva a zove se "Shupak&co".
A kakav bi to tek urnebes bio kad bi zastupništvo te iste odlučili otvoriti u - Lijepoj našoj?
Tragom te mogućnosti koja bi spomenutoj i stvarnoj
tvrtki, ako ništa drugo, u startu osigurala vrhunsku reklamu,
“istražili” smo kakvi bi još strani “brendovi” na domaćem terenu bili
“vrhunska baza”.
Evo, primjerice, kad bi uspješan financijski savjetnik
iz danskoga grada Frederiksberga, koji je svoj obrt krstio imenom “Jeba”
otvorio ured u Marmontovoj ili Ilici, svejedno.
Na istom bi mjestu komično zvučala i firma koja prodaje sendviče, a zove se “Glad”...
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Kad biste raspolagali avionom koji bi vas u nekoliko sati mogao odvesti
na više odredišta, svoju biste turu mogli najaviti rečenicom:
“Skoknut ćemo do talijanskog Perfugasa i u supermarketu Sisa kupiti nescafe Kenjaru i votku Peachku”.
A kad biste istim mogli potegnuti i preko Atlantika, nezaboravno bi
zvučao ručak u buffetu “Fuk mi” u Houstonu, a nakon njega desert iz
poznate prodavaonice slatkog u Torontu, koju je gazda jednostavno
nazvao: “Al-Karam”!
Popularni portugalski radio zove se “Radio Muda”, što kod nas implicira
jasno na što, a zapravo je riječ o zdravim i poželjnim - promjenama...
Pa ako vam se život uistinu promijeni tako da vas nekad
odvede i do Dubaija, možda da ipak zaobiđete lanac supermarketa “Al
Usrah”?
Nekako nam je dosta i naših...
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Hitler’s Cross
Vlasnici
restorana u bijelom svijetu u najmanju su ruku domišljati, pa se
njihove restauracije zovu, primjerice: “Dirty Dicks” i “Chevy Balls”
(SAD), “Hitler’s Cross” (Indija), “Cabbages Condoms” i “ChickPizz”
(Engleska). “Kum Den” u Australiji već vuče na “naše”. Kad smo već kod
njih, restorani “Berlin” ili “Frankfurt” u bespućima Zagore sasvim
prikladno zvuče.
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