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"A nije bilo od jabuke?" - bila je to čuvena, genijalna reklama za "džus" koju i danas pamte svi koji su je barem jednom vidjeli.

Kad se trudna supruga zaželi "džusa", licem ko da je na samrti, glasom ko da dušu ispušta, a suprug joj se polomi da joj želju ispuni. Sukobi se s policijom, opljačka zatvorenu pumpu, provali u frižider, bježi od čopora pasa lutalica, ali joj poluživ – ili polumrtav, kako hoćete – ispunjava želju. I toči joj željeni džus u čašu. Ali mu ona, umjesto pohvale, već nakon prvog gutljaja upućuje prijekor: "A nije bilo od jabuke?" E, ta, ta bi reklama danas, nakon što se cijelom Hrvatskom razlegla neviđena "dževa" oko besplatne marende za našu dicu, naše male, hrvatske osnovce, najbolje mogla opisati što nam se događa.

Ona stara narodna po kojoj se poklonjenom konju u zube ne gleda ovdje ne vrijedi, jer ništa tu nije besplatno, pa ni tih deset kuna koje država za marendu daje, sve smo to mi, građani ionako već platili. Ne dijeli Plenki svoje, nego naše, narodno. Pa se po toj marendi udarilo sa svih strana. Dok se nije dalo tih deset kuna za tu besplatnu marendu, kukalo se kako su nam djeca u školi gladna! Ne mogu od gladi ni pratiti nastavu! Kruha su željna. I salama im je luksuz. Roditelji im često ni najosnovnije ne mogu priuštiti. Nisi to mogao slušat od jada!

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Ovako izgleda marenda iz kućne radinosti

Nikola Vilić/Cropix
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Ali čim je premijer prelomio, pa dao – vraga dao, rekao ministru da nađe u proračunu, uzme od nekog drugog – onda se u druge diple udarilo tući. Najprije su zakukali ravnatelji škola: "Pa, kako sad to, odjednaput? Pa šta ćemo mi s tim, s tih deset kuna? Pa jel vi znate da mi nemamo kuhinja u školama? A nemamo ni kuharica? Nema to ni tko ni gdje pripremati. I gdje će djeca jesti? Nemamo ni blagovaonica. Nemamo ni teća, ni žlica, ni pinjura, ni pribora. Ništa nemamo!" - počele su žalopojke sa svih strana.

Zakukali su naravno i u gradovima, koje su ravnatelji počeli zvati – šta ćemo, kako ćemo – a oni, naravno, isto zatečeni. K vragu i ministar Fuchs, i premijer, i koliko ih je. Oni će reć, gori u Vladi i ministarstvu, nije do nas. Mi smo osigurali novce, al ovi vaši doli ništa ne rade! I šta će, bili su prisiljeni nešto organizirati, pa su sad na brzinu našli neke sendvičiće, mazalice, pasje radosti, paštete, krafne, kroasane. K vragu oni i deset kuna. Šta ćeš za to drugo?

A skočili onda i roditelji, ne svi, ali lipi broj njih: "Pa kako sad to? Zar nisu rekli topli obrok? A ono, opet nešto usuvo. A di je voće? A di je ‘zdrava hrana‘? Zar se nisu mogli kupit blenderi, pa dici cidit ‘smutiji‘? A ne ovako, nabijat kile i pravit od njih kandidate za Život na vagi?" Trista ideja, stotinu za, stotinu protiv. Pretvorili su se svi preko noći u nutricioniste!

Nitko da se nađe pa kaže, pa ljudi, dobro je. Ajmo se organizirat pa nešto napravit za tih deset kuna po glavi. To je na 3342 učenika koliko ih ima (samo) u šibenskim osnovnim školama više od 33 tisuće kuna. Dnevno. To je 165 tisuća kuna tjedno, puta četiri – 660 tisuća kuna mjesečno.

Pa vidit može li se za te novce nešto zajednički napravit, organizirat, možda bi se našao i nekakav privatnik koji bi mogao napravit neki meni, organizirat katering, s obzirom na to da školska godina pada baš u mjesece kad nije sezona i nema turizma. Mogli bi i roditelji (do)dat koju kunu. Pa bi djeca možda mogla jest zajedno, u učionici, svatko na svojoj klupi, s jednokratnim priborom za jelo.

Mogli bi kuhati i kuhari iz srednje ugostiteljske škole, možda nešto, smisliti i neke menije, to bi im bila praksa. Samo, trebalo bi se malo mrdnuti, organizirati, dogovarati, gdje su ti HOK-ovi, cehovi, a ne samo kukati – ministarstvo nije ovo, mi nemamo ono. Tko želi, nađe način, tko ne želi, nađe izliku!

Iz dana u dan trudimo se približiti naš sadržaj vašim potrebama, Slobodna Dalmacija je tu za vas i zbog vas. Molimo vas stoga da izaberete jedan od ponuđenih odgovora i podijelite s nama mišljenje o članku koji ste upravo pročitali.

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"A nije bilo od jabuke?" - bila je to čuvena, genijalna reklama za "džus" koju i danas pamte svi koji su je barem jednom vidjeli.

Kad se trudna supruga zaželi "džusa", licem ko da je na samrti, glasom ko da dušu ispušta, a suprug joj se polomi da joj želju ispuni. Sukobi se s policijom, opljačka zatvorenu pumpu, provali u frižider, bježi od čopora pasa lutalica, ali joj poluživ – ili polumrtav, kako hoćete – ispunjava želju. I toči joj željeni džus u čašu. Ali mu ona, umjesto pohvale, već nakon prvog gutljaja upućuje prijekor: "A nije bilo od jabuke?" E, ta, ta bi reklama danas, nakon što se cijelom Hrvatskom razlegla neviđena "dževa" oko besplatne marende za našu dicu, naše male, hrvatske osnovce, najbolje mogla opisati što nam se događa.

Ona stara narodna po kojoj se poklonjenom konju u zube ne gleda ovdje ne vrijedi, jer ništa tu nije besplatno, pa ni tih deset kuna koje država za marendu daje, sve smo to mi, građani ionako već platili. Ne dijeli Plenki svoje, nego naše, narodno. Pa se po toj marendi udarilo sa svih strana. Dok se nije dalo tih deset kuna za tu besplatnu marendu, kukalo se kako su nam djeca u školi gladna! Ne mogu od gladi ni pratiti nastavu! Kruha su željna. I salama im je luksuz. Roditelji im često ni najosnovnije ne mogu priuštiti. Nisi to mogao slušat od jada!

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Ovako izgleda marenda iz kućne radinosti

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Ali čim je premijer prelomio, pa dao – vraga dao, rekao ministru da nađe u proračunu, uzme od nekog drugog – onda se u druge diple udarilo tući. Najprije su zakukali ravnatelji škola: "Pa, kako sad to, odjednaput? Pa šta ćemo mi s tim, s tih deset kuna? Pa jel vi znate da mi nemamo kuhinja u školama? A nemamo ni kuharica? Nema to ni tko ni gdje pripremati. I gdje će djeca jesti? Nemamo ni blagovaonica. Nemamo ni teća, ni žlica, ni pinjura, ni pribora. Ništa nemamo!" - počele su žalopojke sa svih strana.

Zakukali su naravno i u gradovima, koje su ravnatelji počeli zvati – šta ćemo, kako ćemo – a oni, naravno, isto zatečeni. K vragu i ministar Fuchs, i premijer, i koliko ih je. Oni će reć, gori u Vladi i ministarstvu, nije do nas. Mi smo osigurali novce, al ovi vaši doli ništa ne rade! I šta će, bili su prisiljeni nešto organizirati, pa su sad na brzinu našli neke sendvičiće, mazalice, pasje radosti, paštete, krafne, kroasane. K vragu oni i deset kuna. Šta ćeš za to drugo?

A skočili onda i roditelji, ne svi, ali lipi broj njih: "Pa kako sad to? Zar nisu rekli topli obrok? A ono, opet nešto usuvo. A di je voće? A di je ‘zdrava hrana‘? Zar se nisu mogli kupit blenderi, pa dici cidit ‘smutiji‘? A ne ovako, nabijat kile i pravit od njih kandidate za Život na vagi?" Trista ideja, stotinu za, stotinu protiv. Pretvorili su se svi preko noći u nutricioniste!

Nitko da se nađe pa kaže, pa ljudi, dobro je. Ajmo se organizirat pa nešto napravit za tih deset kuna po glavi. To je na 3342 učenika koliko ih ima (samo) u šibenskim osnovnim školama više od 33 tisuće kuna. Dnevno. To je 165 tisuća kuna tjedno, puta četiri – 660 tisuća kuna mjesečno.

Pa vidit može li se za te novce nešto zajednički napravit, organizirat, možda bi se našao i nekakav privatnik koji bi mogao napravit neki meni, organizirat katering, s obzirom na to da školska godina pada baš u mjesece kad nije sezona i nema turizma. Mogli bi i roditelji (do)dat koju kunu. Pa bi djeca možda mogla jest zajedno, u učionici, svatko na svojoj klupi, s jednokratnim priborom za jelo.

Mogli bi kuhati i kuhari iz srednje ugostiteljske škole, možda nešto, smisliti i neke menije, to bi im bila praksa. Samo, trebalo bi se malo mrdnuti, organizirati, dogovarati, gdje su ti HOK-ovi, cehovi, a ne samo kukati – ministarstvo nije ovo, mi nemamo ono. Tko želi, nađe način, tko ne želi, nađe izliku!

Iz dana u dan trudimo se približiti naš sadržaj vašim potrebama, Slobodna Dalmacija je tu za vas i zbog vas. Molimo vas stoga da izaberete jedan od ponuđenih odgovora i podijelite s nama mišljenje o članku koji ste upravo pročitali.

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Zdravko Pilić: Kad nije bilo marende u školi kukalo se što je nema, sad kad je ima - ajme, kuka se još više jer je ima

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"A nije bilo od jabuke?" - bila je to čuvena, genijalna reklama za "džus" koju i danas pamte svi koji su je barem jednom vidjeli.

Kad se trudna supruga zaželi "džusa", licem ko da je na samrti, glasom ko da dušu ispušta, a suprug joj se polomi da joj želju ispuni. Sukobi se s policijom, opljačka zatvorenu pumpu, provali u frižider, bježi od čopora pasa lutalica, ali joj poluživ – ili polumrtav, kako hoćete – ispunjava želju. I toči joj željeni džus u čašu. Ali mu ona, umjesto pohvale, već nakon prvog gutljaja upućuje prijekor: "A nije bilo od jabuke?" E, ta, ta bi reklama danas, nakon što se cijelom Hrvatskom razlegla neviđena "dževa" oko besplatne marende za našu dicu, naše male, hrvatske osnovce, najbolje mogla opisati što nam se događa.

Ona stara narodna...

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